Your favourite "as gay as ..."

matticus's picture

It's ok for us to make fun of ourselves, right?

Well then .. name your favourite "as gay as..." endings... Mine are:

As gay as a bag of butterflies

and

As camp as a row of tents

hehe .. Man, I wish I had some butterflies to bag up!

As gay as a tree full of

As gay as a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide.

DavidAtl's picture

After seeing 41 Year Old Virgin

I'd say ...gay as Cold Play.

javaman's picture

jojo jaming! =P

haha I liked brandon's21 second Idea jojojo.

One I heard a while back and cannot forget it:

As gay as a picnic basket.

brandon21's picture

A variation: Gay as a

A variation: Gay as a handbag full of rainbows.

I use Queer as a 3 dollar bill sometimes.

I also like: As gay as a 2 men jaming their cocks into each others asses.

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My ex says he's a gay as pink ink.

I still don't care for the gay word, [but I accept it as standard] and I'm old school.
I'm as queer as a three dollar bill.

I don't understand the idea of being as gay as Christmas.